AUTHOR: Schnozz DATE: 1/05/2006 03:14:00 AM ----- BODY:

... is Dan Abrams of The Abrams Report doing to himself? How much plastic surgery has the man had? Not only is his nose the straightest nose of all time (at least it is now--it doesn't appear to be so straight in older photos), but he doesn't appear to have a single line on his face. I have lines on my forehead. Dan Abrams does not. Dan Abrams graduated college when I was eight years old. SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT HERE.

-------- COMMENT-AUTHOR: Anonymous COMMENT-DATE:10:21 PM COMMENT-BODY:I should therefore rescind my longtime nickname for Abrams: "Mad Dog." Mad dogs get lines on their pug mugs when they're worked up; Abrams, on the other hand probably botoxes them. L --------