AUTHOR: Schnozz
DATE: 12/09/2005 12:58:00 PM
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BODY:
Mr. Schnozz (out of nowhere): I want to be a scientist!
Schnozz: You can't be a scientist.
Mr. S: Why not?
S: Because ... well, you're dumb.
Mr. S: But that's why I need to be a scientist.
S: Why?
Mr. S: To figure OUT why I'm dumb. With the SCIENCE!
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