AUTHOR: Schnozz DATE: 12/13/2005 05:13:00 PM ----- BODY:

... is to feel the weight of one mini schnauzer's full weight on your chest while the other mini schnauzer howls in jealousy, and your mom tries to shush the jealous one without actually entering the room, because that would be invading your privacy. Oh, and it's six AM. Hi, I'm 25 and I live with my parents.

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