AUTHOR: Schnozz DATE: 11/18/2005 05:29:00 PM ----- BODY:

Just after I tried to explain to a friend that Mr. Schnozz really will call me about ANYTHING ... Voicemail 1 Mr. Schnozz: "Hey, give me a call back. I need to know how to spell corporal. I think it's ... uh ... C-O-R ... uh .. P-O-R-A-L. But I don't know. Call me back." This message would be less disturbing, perhaps, if Mr. Schnozz weren't a lance corporal. You would think he would know how to spell it. Seeing as he is one. Voicemail 2 Mr. Schnozz: "Nevermind. I got it. I used a, uh ... a ... dictionary. Yeah."

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