AUTHOR: Schnozz DATE: 11/04/2005 08:34:00 PM ----- BODY:

Last night I dreamed that Mr. Schnozz's armpits were leaking bright orange lobster sauce. Not copiously, you understand. Just sort of seeping through his clothing. I pointed it out to him, and he said casually, "Oh, yeah, I noticed that yesterday." He didn't seem the least bit alarmed that his armpits were manufacturing lobster sauce. And you know what? I really wasn't either. And this is how you know it's a dream, because in real life, armpit lobster sauce seepage would ruin EVERYTHING.

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